Adventures with puppy

Lately Lucas has been telling us about all the crazy things he does with puppy.  "Me and puppy were on a rocket ship .  . . ", "Me and puppy went to the Natural History Museum . . . ", etc.

Here is what he had to report tonight at dinner:

L: Me and puppy were at the spider zoo.
D: Really? What's at the spider zoo?
L: We watch the spiders climb up in cages.  There are also bees in cages.
D: Wow.
L: There was also one baby wasp. And we saw a rainbow outside the spider zoo. It was right next to the grizzly bear cage.  It was beautiful because it had silver in it this time.


UPDATE: The next day we went ice skating, and on the ice Lucas announced:
L: Puppy and I have special pads on our bottoms.
J: Oh?
L: [Stops skating] Yeah, they're like a belt, and it blows up on your bottom when you fall.