Gross slime monster icky yuck

In the bathtub:

L: And the slime monster's feet are made of slime!
D: Yuck!
L: And do you know what his toes are made of?
D: No, what?
L: Slime!
D: Ewwwww!
L: Do you know what color they are?
D: No, what?
L: Green!
D: Ewwww, yuck!
L: And do you know what is on his head?
D: No, what?
L: Slime!
D: Ewwwwww!
L: And do you know what his hair is made of?
D: No, what?
L: Garbage!
D: EWWWWW!
L: And do you know what is on his eyeballs?
D: No!
L: Green slime!
D: YUCK!
L: And do you know what comes out when he sneezes?
D: No, what?!
L: PEE!
D: EWWWWWWWW!

A preschool gross-out fest. I'm so proud.