1. Lucas's kitchen has lots of pretend food, including a tiny box of cake mix. Luke wanted to open the box.
L: Too hard. Open it, Dada.
D: I don't think it opens, Lucas.
L: Open it!
D: (gets up to go to the kitchen) I'm sorry Luke, I don't think it opens
L: (struggles with the box, then opens it). It opened! (walks over to the kitchen with the open box) See, dada! See!
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2. Daddy is cooking in the kitchen and drops something, making a mess.
D: Damnit!
L: (grinning) Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!
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3. We are all eating our appetizers, and Daddy gets up to flip the salmon in potato jackets cooking on the stovetop. He flips the first one and a couple of potato slices fall off; he tries to adjust them in the hot pan and burns his finger.
D: Ouch!
J: Oh, be careful, David! (in a mock-concerned voice)
L: Careful, Dada!
D: (doesn't hear)
L: (Louder) Careful, Dada!
J: He's cooking your dinner.
L: Back! Stay back! (holding out two hands, like we do when we tell him to stay away from the hot stove)
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well....let's hope Lucas doesn't show off his new vocabulary at daycare tomorrow!
Yes, that's a little more explicit than "tuck!"
Just so grandma isn't confused by Auntie K's comment, he never said the naughty word she refers to, but there are certain things he says (particularly "truck") that sound distressingly like it
Reminds me of what his mama used to call "tucky" fried chicken.
We posted three different stories but all you people want to talk about is the swear words.
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